Here are this week’s shower thoughts.
1-5 Shower Thoughts
1. Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter because you have to figure out ways to explain things in a way a dumb person can understand.
2. It’s really awesome that fire burns in the visible light spectrum.
3. Surgery replaces an injury that is hard for your body to heal with an injury that is easier for your body to heal.
4. When dogs in movies are being bad dogs they are actually being good dogs.
5. Monopoly teaches you that you are more willing to go to jail as you get poorer.
6-10 Shower Thoughts
6. We use salt to make food saltier, sugar to make food sweet, and sometimes lemon or lime to make it sourer, but we hardly ever try to make our food more bitter.
7. All the Kardashian babies will grow up to look nothing like their Mums.
8. You never see old people laying/sleeping on their stomachs.
9. You can become the first and only person to ever pronounce almost any number into the billions.
10. The fact that we are still Rick Rolling people is evidence that we, indeed, are never gonna give it up.
11-15 Shower Thoughts
11. The more complex math you learn, the more buttons on the calculator you unlock.
12. Whoever first observed the red-eyes camera flash effect must have thought the subject of the photo was possessed or something.
13. We just take vacations to microdose on being rich.
14. We’re told to not use cotton swabs in our ears because it’ll just push the wax further, yet we don’t hear the same for earplugs.
15. An empty browser history reveals more than a full one.
