16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Hackers in heist movies never use a computer mouse.
17. Snow White was killed by the evil Queen and then reanimated by a magical kiss. That makes Snow White a zombie.
18. Your pet is completely unaware of most of the animals that you know about. They don’t know what a penguin is.
19. Once you’ve used marijuana long enough a lot of those stereotypes about stoners kinda go out the window.
20. Many people can’t really throw with force and accuracy because it rarely is useful anymore.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. One day, being a millionaire is not going to be considered rich.
22. The Tooth Fairy injects mass amounts of newly-created money into the economy and therefore directly causes inflation.
23. A lot of people take kindness for weakness, that’s why customer service workers get mistreated.
24. Unless you had an open fracture, you can’t really be sure of the color of your bones.
25. You’ll never see your own ears. You may see a picture or a reflection of them, but you’ll never see your actual ears.