Here are this week’s shower thoughts.
1-5 Shower Thoughts
1. Gaming is the only hobby where people spend thousands of hours in a game and still complain about how terrible it is.
2. Everyone talks about how different life is since the internet and iPhones but no one talks about how much better life is since banning indoor public smoking.
3. It’s crazy how we were able to map out the entire world in detail before ever seeing it from afar in space.
4. Put ice in milk and you’re weird, but add coffee and it’s normal again. Coffee and milk, are normal. Ice and coffee, are normal. It’s just ice in milk that’s weird.
5. Shaving technology has advanced significantly in recent decades, but you don’t get a better shave.
6-10 Shower Thoughts
6. There’s no good reason why socks need to be matched.
7. Smart TVs won’t be smart until they increase volume when crunchy food is detected.
8. Smartass and dumbass are both insults, but badass is somehow a compliment.
9. Gen Z will eventually be nostalgic for the sound of cars starting.
10. One of the signs a pet isn’t doing well, is when they stop grooming themselves. One of the signs a person isn’t doing well is when they struggle with self-care.
11-15 Shower Thoughts
11. 98% of the things we see or read about on the news actually don’t matter in our daily lives.
12. In deep space, you will not be able to see spaceships the way you do in movies or series because they are not near any light source.
13. Cars record how far they’ve traveled but not how long they’ve idled for, both affect the engine.
14. In most parts of the world, it’s more normal for a woman to wear men’s clothing than for a man to wear women’s clothing.
15. It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 shoe.
