Here are this week’s shower thoughts.
1-5 Shower Thoughts
1. You can basically violate any culture’s cuisine by putting ketchup on it.
2. Zombie Fiction has yet to realize that coveralls + leather gloves = zombie-proof. Zombie’s teeth ain’t getting through all that.
3. There must have been adults complaining about how soft kids were when they outlawed child labor.
4. It’d be outrageous if workers were expected to take stimulants to cope with the workday, but it’s absolutely fine when they choose to drink them for the same reason.
5. It’s amazing that GPS is free.
6-10 Shower Thoughts
6. Insurances are a form of gambling where you bet against yourself.
7. The movie Finding Nemo made the clownfish really popular as an aquarium fish when the movie is really about the fish not wanting to be in an aquarium.
8. Every movie tells about smuggling a cellphone into prison, no one tells about how they are charging it.
9. Having average children (academically, athletically, socially) is difficult for most parents to accept.
10. Our brain is so powerful, its capable of simulating multiple other people in their entirety in dreams.
11-15 Shower Thoughts
11. A lot of us don’t buy lottery tickets to win the lottery but for the opportunity to spend a few minutes fantasizing about winning the lottery.
12. Drywallers must be incredible at putting cream cheese on bagels.
13. Hamburgers by themselves aren’t that terrible for you. It’s the fries and soda everyone eats them with making people fat.
14. The unluckiest person in the world will be the person who dies last of old age before the cure for aging gets invented.
15. It is kind of lame that we don’t inherit knowledge from our ancestors and we have to study to learn what they learned thousands of years ago.
15. “Why are you so claustrophobic, Jimmy?”
“I dont know, maybe it’s because one of my ancestors was BURRIED ALIVE, MARK!”
23. We NeEd SaRcAsTiC pUnCtUaTiOn.
5. GPS isn’t free.