16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Pretty soon we’ll have video games with AI-generated NPC responses relevant to your recent gameplay and in-game occurrences.
17. Angry people have loud kids because they taught their kids that screaming is how you get what you want.
18. We put a man on the moon but the concept of a reliable printer evades us.
19. Streaming companies are the landlords of media. You will rent in perpetuity, and never actually own anything.
20. Licking envelopes to seal them closed is a completely normal thing that feels kinda weird.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Access to daily running water is a true life luxury.
22. Gun safes that make sounds when someone inputs the code is a terrible idea.
23. We need sarcastic punctuation.
24. The dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park franchise eat people who are fully clothed. Those clothes can’t be easy to digest.
25. It’s crazy that ovens, microwaves, etc. don’t have built-in smoke detectors that turn off the power when your food starts burning.
15. “Why are you so claustrophobic, Jimmy?”
“I dont know, maybe it’s because one of my ancestors was BURRIED ALIVE, MARK!”
23. We NeEd SaRcAsTiC pUnCtUaTiOn.
5. GPS isn’t free.