16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. The world has a birthday every year, but we don’t know when it is.
17. Whoever made up “Big foot, big d*ck” had a big foot and a small d*ck.
18. Being 17 years old is like beating everything in the free version of a game, and but not having enough money to buy the full version.
19. If my wife were to tell me she had m*sturbated at work, I would probably find it arousing. If I were to relate the same to her, she would think I had gone insane.
20. Imagine if there was a GPS that only used “warmer” and “colder” to give directions.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
22. What if we can’t travel through mirrors because we are always pushing ourselves back from the other side.
23. There should be a medical bracelet for “delete my internet history”.
24. Whenever I look at anyone else’s handwriting, I think about how cool it would look as a font. When I see my own, I wonder if I’ve got a mental condition.
25. It doesn’t matter what’s stuck to the toilet bowl, I will try to peeblast it off.