16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Eventually, somebody will write a term paper titled “The ‘Dank Meme’ culture of the early 21st Century.”
17. I’ve never heard anyone ever actually say “chivalry is dead.” Everyone just says “and they say chivalry is dead.”
18. If you are having trouble falling asleep, the moment you realize it is the moment you’re screwed.
19. I dress and act professionally all day long just to look good and impress people who are also only acting professionally.
20. I realized that if I want to secretly take a photo of something or someone, all I have to do is just smile and pretend to take a selfie.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Every time I apply for a new job the job application methods has improved dramatically. Maybe some day they will improve to the point where no on asks me to upload my resume and then immediately re-type the whole thing one piece at a time.
22. Most movies where the villain is a big corporation trying to make gobs of money were produced by a big corporation in an attempt to make gobs of money.
23. I bet at some point when Pavlov heard a bell toll he had the urge to feed his dogs.
24. I visualize negative thoughts as pop-up ads. I close them as soon as they appear.
25. “Saying “I’ve lost the stylus for my tablet” would have also made sense 2000 years ago.”