16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. I could never eat a pack of marshmallows, 6 cups of cereal, and a stick of butter in one sitting, but when it’s all mixed together and heated, I’ll happily eat the entire pan of rice crispy treats.
17. I wonder what the Walmart experience would feel like if all 30 checkout lanes were utilized instead of just 5.
18. If you try to grow it and it dies, it’s a plant. If you try to kill it and it grows, it’s a weed.
19. The majority of TacoBell’s menu is just varying amounts of the same ingredients placed in different edible vessels.
20. The movie ‘Carrie’ is what happens if Miss Honey never shows up to support Matilda.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. The only time I’ve heard a customer say “The customer is always right” is when they’re wrong.
22. I’m no longer afraid of the dark, not because I’m not a child anymore, but because if there is some monster it’s comforting knowing I won’t have to deal with the crippling responsibilities of adulthood if I’m killed.
23. The real heroes are the cameramen and women who film golf tournaments and are able to quickly find and follow golf balls against the sky.
24. I don’t dislike mornings. I dislike being woken up and having to do a bunch of stuff right after.
25. I would respect Baby On Board stickers more if the driver wasn’t texting.