Here are this week’s shower thoughts.
1-5 Shower Thoughts
1. People who are life long registered organ donors should get priority on organ transplant lists. There would be a lot more donors if that were the case.
2. If Apple manufactured clothing they’d probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you’d also have to buy an Apple Belt.
3. Walking anywhere with my GF is like escorting an NPC in a video game, every now and again I have to turn around and wait for her to catch up or go back because she completely stopped.
4. At special occasions, girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it.
5. When I was younger, I used to love getting phone calls and seeing who was calling me; as an adult, I cringe every time my phone rings
6-10 Shower Thoughts
6. My parents encouraged me to get an education and now they quietly resent me for knowing stuff.
7. Honey is totally underrated. It’s the only natural food that’s made without destroying any kind of life. It’s also the only food that won’t rot.
8. People who don’t scoop up their dogs’ sh*t while on walks are probably also the same people who don’t flush after themselves in public restrooms
9. My biggest source of self-hatred is the fact I will procrastinate for hours on end to avoid literally 15 minutes work, and then wonder where my day went.
10. As a dude, I wish it were more acceptable to just hug people who aren’t immediate family.
11-15 Shower Thoughts
11. I admire animals that eat grass, their food is also their bed. I wanna sleep on pancakes.
12. Schrodinger’s Date: you know that if you ask her out, she’ll probably say no. But if you never ask, there’s always the possibility that she would’ve said yes.
13. Eventually, there will be a fish evolved to look like a piece of floating trash.
14. Every customer service worker should get one annual “F*** that customer” card, when they cash it in they get to tell a customer exactly what they think of them without consequence for the employee.
15. I am supposed to believe nobody had the same shoe size as Cinderella.
(17) the original idea of the matrix was that it needed humans for their mental-power, not actually for the body-energy. this explain why it simulated a universe for them, because their brain had to be active.
Also, the machines were first solar powered. Humans detonated a weapon to block out the sky which necessitated the change in power supply. If the sun were available for growing grass for the cows, there would be no need for the cows.
#7. “Honey is totally underrated. It’s the only natural food that’s made without destroying any kind of life.” isn’t correct. Milk is a natural food obtained without ‘destroying’ any life. So are unfertilized eggs. And harvesting fruit from trees doesn’t ‘destroy’ the trees.
#15: A shoe made of glass would not stretch in any direction. It would not only be dependent on the foot size, but on the shape of the foot itself. Although if the shoe had fit properly in the first place, it wouldn’t have simply fallen off. So using the shoe fitting as a criteria to find a girl that you know doesn’t fit does seam a bit insane, but so does the non-Disney version of the tale.