16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Surely those who find bad jokes funny have a better sense of humor than those who don’t, like how a better metal detector gives a stronger reading for small amounts of metal.
17. If they had used cows to power the Matrix instead of humans, it could have been a far simpler program of a green grassy field with more power output per organism.
18. If zombies would finish their meals, we wouldn’t have a zombie apocalypse.
19. You know that feeling when you suddenly understand something that’s been giving you trouble? You leveled up.
20. The first predator to evolve from a species of herbivores must have been a pretty f*cking terrifying sight for everyone involved.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. When I talk to someone in a dream, I have no idea what the other person is going to say even though it’s my brain creating the entire conversation.
22. When waiting on hold, the automated voice that interrupts the elevator music to thank you for holding is more annoying than the actual music.
23. I wish I could meet myself so that I could see what I look like and hear what I sound like to other people.
24. I can sleep with socks on but as soon as I actually realize I have them on I must take them off to fall asleep.
25. I’ve used Google for about a decade now and I have never once used the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.