16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Theme parks should put a lot of effort into making the lines for rides amazing and entertaining as that is where a lot of people spend a lot of their time in the park.
17. All the good skipping rocks are in the middle of the lake.
18. As a guy working at a grocery store, I wish girls my age would flirt with me as much as older women and gay men do.
19. You don’t realise how long something takes until you try to do it in between online matches.
20. I’m glad most people don’t actually check signatures, I can’t even do my own signature correctly.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. I worry more about getting a ticket for speeding than the actual dangers of speeding.
22. If there’s a 35% chance that I’ll have sex, I’ll be sure to bring a condom. If there’s a 35% chance of rain I won’t even think about a raincoat.
23. I have no problem blowing $60 in one night at a bar, but I never buy video games for $60 because they’re too expensive.
24. I think we should get 10% discount if we go through the self-checkout line. The clerks get paid to scan and bag my groceries, I don’t work there yet I’m doing their job for free.
25. I just want to be rich so I can pay my parents back for everything they’ve done for me.