16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Drones are just kites for millennials.
17. If I was a female pornstar, my favorite thing would be the reactions of teenage boys when they recognize me in public while they are with their parents.
18. Needing to pee in the middle of the night and not getting up is like arguing with someone when they are right and you know you’re wrong.
19. I’m going to wait until the year 2020 to get a Lasik procedure in the hopes of huge promotional discounts.
20. Net neutrality can’t be fought without net neutrality.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Brake lights should get brighter based on the amount of pressure applied to the pedal.
22. I will go through dozens of pages on a p*rn website trying to find a specific one but I will not go past the second page of a Google search to find something non-pornographic that I may be looking for.
23. I’m never really aware how often I swallow until I have a sore throat.
24. My cat must think I’m an idiot when I walk around in the dark and can’t see anything.
25. I know my wife loves me and appreciates all I do, but I think if I did nothing else but kill spiders she’d be happy with that.