16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. I have full confidence that my taste in music is good until I’m playing in front of others.
17. “One of us will attend 6 funerals and one of us will attend none,” said my wife about her 6 siblings.
18. “It’ll only take a minute” and “it’s gonna take me a minute” have two vastly different meanings despite them having the same exact length of time.
20. If I was Banksy, I’d stop doing graffiti the day Prince Philip dies, just to get us all wondering.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Even if we do plunge into WW3, the internet is just going to keep making jokes about it until it no longer exists.
22. When I pay for coffee at work, I’m essentially making less money to be more productive.
23. As long as I’ve been alive, I still have no idea what to do while people are singing Happy Birthday to me.
24. I am much more likely to stay up to 5 AM than to wake up at 5 AM.
25. I used to notice my shadow a lot more when I was a kid.