Here are this week’s interesting Shower Thoughts.
1-5 Shower Thoughts
1. Mosquitoes are like dirty used needles that can fly.
2. Every “How it’s made” video should be archived in the event of an apocalypse.
3. Cats are the type of animal that, if they could, would correct your grammar.
4. New Horizons traveled 3 billion miles to Pluto before Tool was able to complete a new album.
5. If your house burns down, there is probably a point where some food is perfectly cooked before it burns.
6-10 Shower Thoughts
6. Maybe men should grow their really long in their 20’s at least once, then cut it off and save it for use in a custom toupee when they grow old and bald.
7. I wonder if, the sound of rain is “soothing” at night because there’s less chance of predators in a storm.
8. Two decades ago, our internet couldn’t work without our phones. Today our phones can’t work without the internet.
9. Two decades ago, you couldn’t be sure of contacting a person by email, because they might be too old-fashioned for it. Today, you can’t be sure of contacting a person by email, because it might be too old-fashioned for them.
10. I never see the FBI anti-piracy warnings, unnecessary trailers, Blu-ray ads, unnecessary menus anymore because most of the movies I watch are pirated.
11-15 Shower Thoughts
11. The MythBusters expense report must look dodgy as hell to the IRS.
12. Do the people who pose in those stock photos in frames just buy those frames and put them around their houses like “Here’s the time I posed for a stock picture!”
13. If I ever lose my pinky finger, when children ask what happened I’m going to tell them that I broke a promise.
14. Gandalf forced a party on Bilbo to get rid of all his food so that he wouldn’t have a rotten pantry when he came back.
15. When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.
16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Centaurs must have two rib cages.
17. People think it’s crazy that an elephant can be scared by a mouse, but so many people are scared of insects.
18. They should put a tiny message at the end of chapstick tubes congratulating you for not losing the damn thing.
19. If super heroes were real, I doubt they’d spend as much time in first world countries, like they do in the comics.
20. Right now, “Friends” could be rebroadcasted as, “That 90s Show.”
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Police shoes should light up red and blue when they are chasing someone on foot.
22. I’m an organ donor. If I die tomorrow, my death will be the cause for major celebration to a total stranger.
23. Another 4 years and “The Simpsons” will be able to play a different Halloween episode every day of October.
24. An easy way to spot a drug dealer is by how fast someone can do weight conversions.
25. If you were to walk clockwise around the North Pole, 11 miles out, you’d be stationary and using the earth as a treadmill.