16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Brain surgery is just a bunch of brains trying to help another brain out.
17. When a woman on Tinder complains about guys just looking for sex, it’s like someone visiting Italy and complaining that everyone eats pasta.
18. Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results isn’t insanity. It’s collecting sample data to estimate the population distribution.
19. My ego makes me think I can do anything, but thankfully my laziness stops me. Perfect balance.
20. 85% of the Internet considers themselves an introvert and they are all outspoken about it.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. I just want to be “buy stuff for my hobby and not feel guilty” rich.
22. One day some unborn whippersnapper is going to scam elderly me with some newfangled technology.
23. We live in a world where GTA is a kid’s game and Candy Crush is an adult’s.
24. If someone said “I’m a sub-par golfer” I would have no idea whether they were good or bad.
25. What if schizophrenics are actually just telepathically linked to other schizophrenics and they’re hearing each other’s voices?
Antarctica (note spelling) is a continent, not an island. Greenland, far smaller, is an island though it appears larger than Antarctica on common world maps because of projection distortion.