Here are this week’s shower thoughts.
1-5 Shower Thoughts
1. My parents used to say there would be people offering drugs to me for free until I got addicted to them and then would charge exorbitant prices for it. Looking at the games in the app stores nowadays, I think those drug dealers all turned into game developers.
2. The loss of your dog is exactly the kind of thing your dog would’ve helped you through.
3. I feel like picking the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 would have no chance of winning the lottery, but they have just as much of a chance as any other set of numbers.
4. As a kid, all I wanted was to be an adult. Tonight, I had 3 bottles of wine and a bag of popcorn for dinner and I realized, it was totally worth the wait.
5. When flirting biting your lower lip is sexy, but biting your upper lip isn’t.
6-10 Shower Thoughts
6. The @ symbol stands for “at” when it really looks like it should stand for “around”.
7. Sometimes I think the greatest benefit to freedom of speech is that it gives terrible people an opportunity to expose themselves publicly.
8. If I accidentally download the same file twice, I’ll open the second download because it’s fresher.
9. Washing machines should have a reservoir tank that I have poured a whole jug of detergent in and it automatically dispenses the correct amount via small pump every load.
10. We live in a world where community service is a punishment.
11-15 Shower Thoughts
11. The Nike slogan should be “JUST DID IT” because of the check mark/swoosh.
12. Giving candy to a baby is way worse than taking candy from a baby.
13. Never has Windows actually found a solution when a program crashes and says “checking for a solution to the problem”.
14. As a millennial, Bryan Cranston played Zordon in Power Rangers when I was a kid, Hal in Malcolm in the Middle, when I was entering my teenage years, and Walter White when I was entering my adult years. It’s like he continuously made shows so he could grow up with us.
15. I judge the size of a city purely based on how far I can zoom out on Google Maps and still see its name.
How do you bite your upper lip?
14. As a millennial, Bryan Cranston played Zordon in Power Rangers when I was a kid, Hal in Malcolm in the Middle, when I was entering my teenage years, and Walter White when I was entering my adult years. It’s like he continuously made shows so he could grow up with us.
This is NOT true, Cranston only played Zordon in the new reboot. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0276126/?ref_=tt_cl_t4 This is the guy who played Zordon in the original.
19 is obvious, Timon even states that they want him on their side so they don’t get eaten.