16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. I wish I could reply ‘Why are you so loud and talkative’ to everyone who asks me ‘Why are you so quiet’, but it’s considered rude.
17. As a kid, I always thought it was the weirdest thing that drivers didn’t sit directly in the middle of the front of the car.
18. I thought food fights would be a lot more common when I was a kid.
19. I wonder how much $ I’ve made for the companies I’ve worked for vs how much they’ve paid me.
20. The nutritional information on foods should have a section for “what if I eat the entire thing”.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. An airport is just about the only place where you can run sweatpants while drinking a beer at 6 am and not be judged.
22. When the people of Houston start replacing their damaged furniture, that furniture store owner who is providing them shelter is going to make a fortune.
23. YOLO is also a really good reason to play it safe.
24. You could seriously piss off your neighbors by buying a puppy and naming it the same as their child.
25. What if Earthling is the only species to eat other living organisms (including plants), while the rest of the universe lives of photosynthesis/radiations etc.? Maybe aliens are scared shitless of us.