16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. You hate your alarm both when it works and when it doesn’t.
17. If I could freeze time I would probably procrastinate for years on the simplest tasks.
18. Most children born in the nineties will never truly realize how close Robert Downey Jr. came to losing everything before he got the lead in Iron Man.
19. You cannot pretend to play the air guitar.
20. Bears would probably be a lot less aggressive towards us if they knew we could scratch their backs.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. It’s crazy that most people feel a sense of nervousness rather than safety when a police car passes by.
22. David Attenborough’s documentaries will, at some point, be considered history documentaries rather than ‘nature’.
23. My summer bikini body wasn’t ready, but my winter sweater body is on point.
24. The misuse of literally makes me want to figuratively drown myself.
25. What if the term “shower thought” was invented especially because there is no other such time in our daily life when we can really stop, have a break, disconnect and just think peacefully about random stuff.