16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. A fingerprint sensor on your phone is a one-digit password.
17. Are Nazi Zombies; fallen Nazi soldiers that became undead, or were they regular zombies that adopted Nazi ideology?
18. Millions of innocent cats have been held up in the air because of Lion King.
19. It’s a lot harder to be discreet making the Sunday morning “walk of shame” when you are still dressed as a zombie.
20. Humans have literally landed on the moon, yet we are still amazed when we see our breath in the winter.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. If telepathy was real we would all be able to hear each other screaming, “move!” in our heads at the grocery store.
22. Apple stopped being an elite technology company and became a fashion company instead.
23. Grilled cheese with tomato soup is just another form of pizza.
24. Technically all national anthems are country music.
25. If you have a friend who is old enough to cook for themselves but only eats Eggo waffles, the question “What are you, Eleven?” now has two meanings.
