16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Onion rings and French fries are deeply fried binary.
17. Frogs are mostly mouth, but with just enough leg to throw the mouth at food.
18. If kids were taught so that they understand, they would release more dopamine and become hooked to it. Instead, we expect them to do unrewarding things such a memorization and let them associate learning with frustration.
19. Going up the stairs 2 steps at a time is a piece of cake. Going down them 2 steps at a time is a terrifying experience.
20. If humans didn’t exist there would be no one on earth to appreciate how cute otters are.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. “Don’t judge a book by its cover” should be updated to “don’t judge a book by its movie”.
22. MTV Cribs should do a follow up so we can see where the people on there live now that their careers have tanked.
23. Swiss army knives are like 8% knife.
24. Kevin Hart & Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is today’s equivalent of Danny DeVito & Arnold Schwarzenegger.
25. Calling someone sick could either be an insult, a compliment, or a description depending on your tone.