16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Maybe instead of promoting that any gender can wear makeup and look beautiful. We can instead promote that no one has to wear makeup to be beautiful.
17. Maybe people would be better at standing up and talking if we hadn’t been told to sit down and shut up for the first quarter of our lives.
18. Physical books should come with digital download codes so you can have an ebook copy too.
19. Instead of kissing at midnight on December 31st, we should do group hugs. The last thing people should feel going into the new year is alone.
20. The only thing worse than not catching the microwave at 1 second, is having a microwave that doesn’t stop beeping after you open it at 0 seconds.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Zoos are elaborate prisons for animals that aren’t delicious.
22. In 10 years Instagram will have millions of inactive dead dogs accounts.
23. You never realise how much you fart, until you start dating a new person.
24. A lot of hours must’ve gone into writing all of the hundreds of books in Skyrim for 90% of the player base to never read them.
25. “Home Alone” is entirely Heather’s fault.
