Here are this week’s Life Pro Tips.
1. If your boss or HR tells you that you need to quit or you will be fired, don’t quit. Let them fire you.
2. Potatoes are cheaper than Ramen, have more nutritional value, and will keep you full longer.
If you are strapped for cash and need food, instead of trying Ramen and Noodles, buy a big bag of potatoes, there are so many ways of cooking them and almost all are delicious.
3. If you can’t clearly see your house number from the street in the middle of the night, neither can your friendly neighborhood firefighters and EMTs.
Strategically planting bushes to hide that unsightly eyesore of a fire hydrant in your front yard defeats the purpose of putting it out in the open and painting it a bright color.
4. If you think you’ve seen a ghost, always open a window, there are possibilities that you are hallucinating.
Apparently, a common side effect of carbon monoxide poisoning is hallucinations. So, it could be that, if you don’t have a CO alarm, you might be experiencing carbon monoxide poisoning. That’s why you should always open a window after a suspected paranormal sighting
5. You can be close friends with someone without having to talk to them or text them regularly. Having these kinds of friendships is a normal part of becoming an adult.
