11. Good-f**king-bye acne!!
12. Those weird hair that grows on the top of your feet is gone for a start.
13. When you flick both of your nipples at the same time you heal all wounds on your body.
14. No one is sexually aroused by or attracted to children.
15. Immune system fix/upgrade.
16. Fix the error where humans need to sleep eight hours a day. It was supposed to be 80 minutes.
17. More RAM for users with the ADHD buff.
18. Patch the awful architecture of the human back and knees.
I would like to /not/ be in crippling pain every day of my life.
19. Take out the glitch that allows humans to stub their little toes when walking barefoot.
20. I’d have eyelashes dissolve if they fall into our eyes.