We asked our regular contributors through e-mail If “OK Boomer” was a digital assistant like “OK Google” what sorts of answers would it give you to certain questions? We got many interesting responses. Here are some of them. We have just copied and pasted their responses, not editing them in any way.

1. “Ok Boomer, where is the nearest gas station?”

“Okay, so you’re going to want to drive past that building that used to be the old dentist office. Take a right at the large yellow house. Keep going until you see that sign for the restaurant we went to last year and then take a left. If you’ve reached the place where Time Hortons used to be, then you’ve gone too far.”

– mpizzle3

2. “Ok Boomer, what’s the weather like?”

“Why don’t you go for a walk and see for yourself?”

– Savageschool13

3. “OK Boomer, open YouTube.”

“How? Can you show me?”

– gottamemethemall

4. “Ok Boomer, play today’s hits.”

“THAT is NOT music!”

– onesillymom

5. “OK Boomer, Call my Husband”

“Only if you tell me when I’m going to get grandkids!!! It’s about time!”

– Chaosncalculation

6. “OK Boomer, restaurants nearby?”

“We have food at home.”

– WaluigisOveralls

7. “Ok Boomer, how’s the weather today?”


“No, you’re supposed to answer me”

“Alexa, are you listening? I can’t tell if it’s listening. Do I start talking yet? I think it stopped. Directions to this address…Alexa?”

– ScooterMcThumbkin

8. “OK Boomer look up therapists near me”

“Have you tried thinking positive thoughts?”

– howiejriii

9. “Ok boomer, how can I pay for college?”

“Write a check as I did!”

– riiptemp

10. “Ok Boomer, what time is it?”

“What? You don’t know how to read a clock? The future is doomed.”

– ousteT

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Last Update: November 28, 2019