11. “Ok boomer, Engineering job listings in my area.”
“Job listings? You are just playing around on the internet. Figure out where you want to work and go down there. Ask to speak with a manager. Shake his hand, look him in the eye and ask for a job!”
– Wyvrex
12. “OK boomer, turn the thermostat to 23°C.”
“That function is locked to users.”
– smileedude
13. “Ok Boomer, directions to 5th and Montgomery.”
“We don’t need a map, I know where it is.”
waits a minute
“…uh…”
– Voittaa
14. “OK Boomer, what’s the most effective birth control pill?”
“The most effective birth control pill is an aspirin between your knees.“
[Actual quote from a friend’s parent, I’ll never forget it.]– ninaruminatti
15. “OK Boomer, take me to the nearest formal sit-down place”
“Ok snowflake, starting your route to Applebee’s”
– EBandD123
16. “OK Boomer, what’s the capital of Iraq?”
“Back in my day, we looked things up in an encyclopedia. Damn millennials, so obsessed with their phones.”
– ostentia
17. “Ok boomer, tell me a joke”
“You snowflakes get offended over everything. You can’t even take a joke”
“Ok boomer”
“What did you say you little sh*t?”
– _fetaljuice
18. “Ok Boomer, what’s on TV right now?”
“We only watch the news and Wheel of Fortune in this house.”
– Pantelima
19. “Ok Boomer; what restaurants serve brunch near me?”
“Have you tried not being gay?”
– Claim_to_Lame
20. “OK Boomer, where’s the nearest car mechanic?”
“What, you can’t fix your car yourself? Kids these days.”
“…Boomer, my engine literally just exploded…”
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. Try not mumbling. E-nun-ci-ate, your, words.”
“Erm, right. OK Boomer, what’s the number for my insurance company?”
“You don’t have it memorized?! Sad. Where would you be without your smartphones and iPad thingies?”
“…you know what, never mind, I’ll just walk. Thanks, Boomer.”
“Walking, finally, a good idea. Exercise. You’re all so chubby. Don’t eat right with all that Chipotle Bell stuff. And it’s thank you, not ‘thanks.’ And my response is ‘you’re welcome,’ not that ridiculous ‘no problem’ you all do.”
“…..OK Boomer, please stop now.”
“Don’t you tell me to be quiet! Have some respect for your elders! When I was your age I owned a house!”
– MagicalMonarchOfMo
