21. “OK Boomer, open Indeed!”
“You don’t need Indeed! Just walk on in and give a firm handshake you entitled brat. And while you’re at it, you can send out resumes in the mail. I bet you don’t even know what stamps are you avocado-toast-eating millennial!”
– Commander_Shepard_
22. You: “OK Boomer, what are the local showtimes for Avengers?”
Digital Assistant: “I can’t figure me out, you have to show me how to work myself, why am I so slow?”
You: “Goddamnit stop running all those malware programs.”
– pm_me_your_molars
23. “Ok Boomer, set my alarm for 9:00 A.M. tomorrow.”
“9:00? Are you sure? I see in your calendar that your flight boards at 10:30 and taking into account how it takes 30 minutes to get to the airport, which only leaves you with 1 hour to make it to your gate in time. Why don’t I set your alarm for 5:00 AM instead? Or maybe 6:00, if you really want to sleep in?”
– anyahwtf
24. “Ok Boomer, can you please auto-fill my credit card details on this site ?”
“What, you want to give your details to a stranger? Are you nuts? Just go drive a half an hour to the store and buy it in person, it’s safer that way.”
– nagynorbie
25. “Ok Boomer, what should I wear today”
“THE WHITE NEW BALANCES! ALWAYS WHITE NEW BALANCES!”
– slayalldayyyy
26. “Ok Boomer, where’s the nearest recycling center.”
“We have trash cans.”
– beatboxingfox
27. “OK boomer, volume up”
“What, you wanna become deaf?”
– Hq3473
28. “Ok Boomer: remind me to take my medication”
“You don’t need that stuff! Just snap out of it!”
– donteatmee3333
29. “Ok Boomer, do I need to go to college?”
“Hell no, just get a job at a factory and buy a house right out of high school!”
– Bionicjoker
30. “OK Boomer, open my mail messages”
“I’m sorry, there’s no mail delivery on Sundays.”
– Laymans_Terms19
