21. Condemned: stay away for your health and safety.
22. Warning: Despite liking you & enjoying your company, this person suffers from debilitating anxiety & will likely never contact you to do anything for fear of bothering you.
23. “He isn’t yelling at you. He just has a big voice.”
24. Caution: Explosive material. Authorized personnel only.
25. Do not remove from the container without good reason. The contents of this package are surprisingly enjoyable but wears out easily with overuse. Liable to expire at any time, no refund available.
Store with cats for best results.
26. Object appears cooler than it actually is.
27. Caution: gives a sh*t.
28. Identity disorder
It may say something like:
“Buy one, get one free”
29. Warning: extremely fragile, handle with care.
I cry at almost EVERYTHING…
30. Warning: I’m sorry for apologizing so much.