1. FedEx wants to install anti-missile lasers in its cargo jets. – Source

2. Hong Kong police switch to goose-stepping ‘to show patriotism’. – Source

3. Intoxicated driver does ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ jump over West Michigan freeway bridge. – Source

4. No staircase to reach the top floor; the school building in Malappuram grabs eyeballs. – Source

5. UK government apologizes to Queen for ‘suitcase of wine’ parties on eve of Prince Philip’s funeral. – Source

6. Mexico seizes 380,000 boxes of Kellogg’s cereal. – Source

7. 3 cats have outmaneuvered their 2 humans to hold a blender hostage for weeks. – Source

8. Portland police training on protests ends with a slide showing mock prayer for ‘dirty hippy,’ prompts investigation. – Source

9. Bad luck: Pope acknowledges he got caught at a record store. – Source

10. ‘Peeing is very easy’: Japanese billionaire returns to Earth after documenting life on ISS. – Source

11. The cocktail guide offers recipes made with urine. – Source

12. Court docs: Young woman wanted ‘a break’ from husband, faked own kidnapping to do so. – Source

13. ‘Sick to my stomach’: Dollar Tree fanatics protest new $1.25 prices. – Source

14. $18.5M expansion of Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia planned at Ferris State University. – Source

15. ‘Missouri Manhood Challenge’ bill is back for the 2022 legislative session. – Source

16. A black man arrested on a warrant for a 49-year-old white man with a “bushy white beard” and blue eyes. – Source

17. Outrage as stranger plaits horse’s mane. – Source

18. Inmate claims to be ‘scheduled for release’ and is now missing, Missouri cops say. – Source

19. LAPD officers fired for ignoring robbery to catch a Snorlax in Pokemon GO. – Source

20. Medieval warhorses no bigger than modern-day ponies, study finds. – Source

21. First-dose vaccinations quadruple in Quebec ahead of restrictions at liquor and cannabis stores. – Source

22. Woman forced to stay at blind date’s apartment for days after a snap lockdown in China’s city of Zhengzhou. – Source

23. Indiana Republican backtracks after saying teachers should be ‘impartial’ when teaching about Nazism, fascism. – Source

24. Supply shortages mean Norwegian conscripts must return their used underwear at the end of their military services. – Source

25. Canon can’t get enough toner chips, so it’s telling customers how to defeat its DRM. – Source

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Last Update: July 14, 2023