We asked our regular contributors through e-mail You meet your 13-year-old self, but you can only tell them 3 words. What do you say and why? We got many interesting responses. Here are some of them. We have just copied and pasted their responses, not editing them in any way.

1. Bitcoin hits 50k.

– OcranioChime

2. Brush your teeth.

– mynameisusama

3. Don’t date _______

– Confianca87

4. Invest Amazon 2003.

– uncaringbear

5. Don’t trade Charizard.

– facepwange

6. Get brother help.

– six-strings-connected

7. Nat has herpes.

– piccoshady15

8. Listen to dad.

My mom was batshit insane and alienated her kids from dad. Would have saved me a lot of tears had I never trusted her.

– Awesome_McCool

9. DON’T MARRY JEFF.

– AlmostAlwaysThere

10. Hug dad more.

– WonderonRepeat

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Last Update: April 28, 2022