AskReaders: What’s your favorite G-rated joke?

July 22, 2016
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Comments (7)
  1. Joe says:

    These are good. I need more.

  2. Jerry says:

    Why g-rated? The name of the site has “a**” in it for f**k’s sake

    1. Admin says:

      R-rated will soon follow

  3. Septerian says:

    Did you hear about the shovel? It was a groundbreaking invention.

  4. Jim says:

    Why do cans of beans in Ireland have exactly 239 beans in them?

    Because one more would make them too farty.

  5. John says:

    Two strangers sit at a bar, getting pretty drunk. The first man says: “Hey friend, you want to be let in on a secret? There’s a place not far from here where the winds in between the buildings are so strong, if you time your jump right, you can fly a bit and lend on the other rooftop. I do it all the time!”.

    Not believing it, but being amuse, the other drunk says he will go with him if he jumps first.
    So they get to the roof of a 20 story building, the winds are strong and there is in fact a 15 story building in front. Without hesitation, the first man jumps, falls a bit, gets picked up by the wind and lands safely on the other rooftop.

    Wow this is incredible! Scared but feeling brave, the second man jumps and falls to his death.
    The first man gets back at the bar and when the bartenders sees him says: “you can be one mean son of a b***h when you’re drunk superman!”.

  6. Dr. Wu-Tang Sr. III says:

    I’m not really sure #14 is “G-Rated” but whatever….still funny.

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